Baby's undershirts. Sljunjavchiki. Caps. ("Chubariki-chubchiki...") In general bed-clothes. A carriage, and not simple, but
double. The cradles, two, gedeerovskie. Why in the house wall-paper falls off? So, the person tomorrow will come and will re
-stick wall-paper, I have already agreed... Now here that: in such cowards muzhiks went at a cult of personality, these are
so-called boxer shorts, the modern man in such should not to go, it in them fades, so here to you new - cowards, vests,
socks - it is interesting, where your wife looks?. New blankets, old - to throw out. New curtains - old down with.
Why in the house there is no decent ware? Here to you decent ware, do not forget to scald abrupt boiled water, yes move,
move, you, the husband and the father, to all affairs a wreath...
It has appeared is broken and won duly a military science, and simultaneously - resembling - the neigbour has been broken
into smithereens, put was with the opinion concerning any major trifles. Then it has gone to savings bank, has removed
treasured five hundreds and has bought Lariske in chamber the portable colour TV - that was not to all of them, to
unfortunate women, is boring and sad in a New Year's eve...
He established and regulated it this TV, glanced furtively at them, quite cheerful, fun-loving, even inclined to a coquetry, in
the tsvetastyh dressing gowns so easy swinging open, suddenly to show to the world and a look a white smooth skin, laces
there any or simply print seductive shirt, and suddenly was unexpectedly recollected to it as driver Volodja somehow used to
say: "I Love, blja, for the pregnant woman to be taken - THEY at them, blja, such puhljavenkie, mjakonkie, blja, paslenovye,
really..." Lariska was cheerful, anything it was not ill anywhere, eyes shone, and lips were soft, sweet... paslenovye, blja.
Doctors believed that all will manage safely - not the first it at them such and it seems not last. Go and easy meet to itself
New Year, daddy... And to you of the same.
Met New Year together: it yes the mother-in-law.
(Mirlin met, as always, in a family. Zheka Malakhov with Tankoj have left in the institute company. And the Viscount has told:
"My Stak, I never meet New Year with mothers-in-law of the friends. It would be unnatural. Excuse, but I go to women").
However, it has not bad appeared and together. Have uncorked, as usual, champagne, saw small Armenian to the fad, it is
tasty have eaten, watched TV - "the Blue spark" - laughed, played a trick the friend on the friend, atmosphere was -
tranquility and mutual goodwill. About the politician almost did not speak, - not to quarrel. Valery Antonovna there was a
supporter of the firm power, an iron hand, a bone foot and in general waited, to wait could not a military coup d'etat in any
way. When Stanislav has tried to din all the same into it, all of them live in what nasty country, she has answered without
reflecting: "Nonsense, all of you live in the remarkable country, it is called the Youth..." "Pobojtes of God! What youth? To
me forty two!." "Ah, what is remarkable age - forty two years!" - the mother-in-law from the bottom of the heart has said and
has there and then moved on memoirs.
Memoirs it has appeared very much, and some were curious.
For example, some details concerning Lariskinogo of the father have revealed. That Lariska not the daughter Ivan
Danilychu, he and knew earlier, and here how there were relations of the mother-in-law with its first lover subsequently, he
has learnt just now. The lover (it was then the student legal) at first behaved pretty well, even in maternity home brought, as it
is found at people, flowers-apples, stuck out under windows, waved the handle, jumped up, as though aspiring to flush to
favourite on the second floor, but to meet favourite with the baby, however, has not come, and in general has disappeared,
was dissolved, "the seas have left aside". For ever, apparently, but, as it was found out, - not absolutely for ever.